Dont Talk to Me or My Dog Ever Again Dalmations
Y ou probably think you know the story of One Hundred and I Dalmatians. Yous've seen the motion picture, whether that's the mannerly 1961 animated version with one of the catchiest tunes ever ("Cruella de Vil, Cruella de Vil, if she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will"), or the 1996 live-activity version starring the goddess that is Glenn Close.
Simply while the films should be an integral part of whatever childhood, they don't actually measure up to Dodie Smith'due south volume. For ane matter, that's non fifty-fifty the real title. The novel is called The Hundred and One Dalmatians, and, as y'all might expect from the writer of I Capture the Castle, it'south far richer and funnier than the films. When I went back to it recently – favourites from my babyhood seem to be what I need to read right now – I was entirely entranced by it, once over again.
In Smith'due south story, the dogs are vastly superior to the humans, though they're very fond of them and consider them equally pets who are "gentle, obedient, and unusually intelligent – almost canine, at times".
"Similar many other much-loved humans, they believed they owned their dogs, instead of realising that their dogs owned them," writes Smith, a dog lover herself, who owned nine Dalmatians. "Pongo and Missis found this touching and amusing and let their pets think it was true."
And the novel also includes a third adult Dalmatian. When Pongo and his wife Missis accept 15 puppies, Mrs Dearly (no Roger and Anita hither) goes out to detect a dog who tin can help feed them and bumps into Perdita past the roadside. (Just don't worry, this doesn't spark some canine menage a trois, Pongo is clear that while Perdita is a "very pretty girl", she's "not a patch on his Missis".)
Fortunately for the Dearlys, they find themselves "rather unusually rich", because Mr Dearly has "washed the Government a great service (something to do with getting rid of the National Debt) and, every bit a result, had been let off his Income Tax for life". This is the sort of line I'd have had no idea about as a child, only which amuses me enormously as an adult.
But unfortunately, while out for a walk in Regent's Park with Nanny Cook (plump) and Nanny Butler (plumper), they run into a certain Cruella de Vil. She was at school with Mrs Dearly, until she was expelled for the hilarious crime of drinking ink, and when she spots the Dalmatians she notes that they would make "enchanting fur coats". The Dearlys are invited for dinner – imperial soup, green fish, pale blue meat and black water ice foam, all of which tastes of pepper – and the take chances begins.
You know what happens next. The puppies are kidnapped, Pongo and his wife (who is Missis, not Perdita, recollect!) set up out to discover them. They rescue them, all 97, The End. But at that place is so much more to Smith'south novel along the way: Cruella's "absolutely simple white mink glaze"; Pongo and Missis trying to tell the Dearlys where the puppies are with a "wuff, wuff, wuffolk"; Colonel Sheepdog promoting himself to Brigadier General, and making his cat assistant Pussy Willow a Captain afterward the puppies are saved.
There is genuine terror here as well. When the puppies are trapped in Hell Hall, they fling a bone over the wall scratched with SOS: Salvage Our Skins. And there's something nightmarish about Hell Hall itself. When the rescuers arrive, Missis gasps, "It's seen united states of america!" because "it really did seem every bit if the eyes of the firm were staring at them from its cracked and peeling blackness face".
The wisdom of the book feels particularly poignant during these strange times: as the Dearlys sit sadly on Christmas Eve, waiting in vain for their dogs to come home, Mr Dearly puts some carols on the gramophone. "At present carols are e'er cute merely if you are sad they tin brand you feel sadder. (There are some people who always find beauty makes them feel sadder, which is a very mysterious affair.)"
There'due south no more than comforting scene in all literature than when Pongo and Missis – bedraggled, injured and exhausted – are taken in past an ancient spaniel, whose pet is the as aboriginal Sir Charles. The spaniel feeds them his supper, lets them slumber in Sir Charles'south four-affiche bed, and and so brings them to the Great Hall, where Sir Charles toasts endless slices of bread on the burn, buttering them thickly before tossing them to the spaniel who hands them on to his friends.
And so if yous're feeling sorry, broken-hearted and wearied – and aren't we all these days? – there'due south no better antidote than returning to The Hundred and Ane Dalmatians. All I need now is one hundred and one slices of hot buttered toast.
Source: https://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2020/apr/23/i-wish-more-people-would-read-the-hundred-and-one-dalmatians-by-dodie-smith
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